Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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