I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
