i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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