Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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