I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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