Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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