You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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