It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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