Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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