And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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