walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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