Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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