I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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