how can u be prego again
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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