when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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