He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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