I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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