ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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