I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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