I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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