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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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