I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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