I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
