Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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