In America we eat man semen.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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