You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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