Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize