Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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