he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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