There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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