It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
