Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Houston, we have a squirter
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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