HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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