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• (404): View more from Georgia

  where are you?

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  sonic

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  Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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  19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.

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  21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane

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• (760): View more from California

  And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk

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