Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.

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He looks like a bad one night stand.

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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.

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(713): View more from Texas

Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.

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(303): View more from Colorado

theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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(206): View more from Washington

AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!

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(905): View more from Ontario

I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though

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Lolll I'll be sleeping

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I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear

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(330): View more from Ohio

Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday

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