my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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