I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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