if you like me you must not know who I am
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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