Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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