their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
