True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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