Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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