this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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