I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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