I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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