Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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