Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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