Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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