is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
