I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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