i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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