I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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