they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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