I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
