I wish i was in the wii world.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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