Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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