He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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