I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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