Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
worst night to have a conscience
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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