Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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